How Did I Get Here?

Quote of the Day: “Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”

Let me outline near perfection:

You have a hard day at work.

You get home and the smell of fresh Mexican food is wafting through the house.

Your cousin comes over.

A good friend comes over.

You all gorge and watch American Idol, San Diego version.

Now to “Viper” it up a little…

Work: self-imposed hard day since I’m doing at work what I’ve been doing at home, in between unit-created emergencies as a result of working in a self-licking ice cream cone.

Mexican food: taco and tostadas, deep-fried will cost me in the diet department but I DON’T CARE. DO YOU HEAR ME, I DON’T CARE!

Cousin: taking a pic of your college-age cousin using your 13-year-old daughter’s bed while she is away: priceless.

The Good Friend: brought her bitch. No, literally. She brought her new Shiba Inu who will be finding another home soon because the little bitch cannot get along with Koo-Koo who, as you remember, has his own issues…

(I made reference to “bitch” nearly 600 times during the night, because I could.)

American Idol: I will nightmare for years over this.

For the love of God in heaven and all that is sacred in this wretched world…

Free Advice for Today: “When concluding a business deal and the other person suggests working out the details later, say, ‘I understand, but I would like to settle the entire matter right now.’ Don’t move from the table until you do.”

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 am and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.