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5 Posts I Wish I Had Never Written

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Quote of the Day: “Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”

- Unknown

Well, this isn’t exactly true. But it’s a meme I got from the Kat House and I thought I would play along.

They ARE 5 Posts that are potentially embarrassing but not ones I wish I never written, evidenced by the fact that most of them on on my sidebar under “Entry Hall of Fame.”

I got tagged by The Kat House who was tagged by Christy of Christy’s Coffee Break who I don’t even know, man.

I guess I have to list the top five posts I wish I had never written, along with the reasons I regret them so here ya have it. Look away, Mother.

I will go beyond the rules right out of the gate by throwing three into one of my spots because they all have to do with Sarah McLachlan:

1. Sarah concert: Might as well go for gold right away. This might be the most embarrassing thing I have ever done. I groan when I think about it even today.
1a. Sarah Tickets: I might have got a LITTLE to excited about getting Sarah McLachlan tickets. MAYBE.
1b. Sarah album: The final shot of this Sarah hatrick has to do with my reaction one morning at finding out Sarah was coming out with a new CD.

2. Easter thievery: The only saving grace I have with this one was that I was a punk kid at the time.

3. Medical woes: a list like this isn’t complete unless there are testicles involved.

4. Music preferences: I never heard the end of this. You put your entire collection of MP3s on your blog and you are gonna get shit of biblical proportions.

5. Fat lady: I only include this on the list because of the sheer amount of crap I’ve received when I make fun of fat people and homosexuals. I’ve lost many readers and even some family members have red-assed me on occasion.

Free Advice for Today: “When reading self-help books, include the Bible.”

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.