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Death Metal and Other Jackassery

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Quote of the Day: “I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”

- Jane Wagner

What better way to usher in a Sunday than Death Metal Rooster?

My son is taking college courses as a senior in high school. He is free to set his own study times and has free roam of all the vast educational benefits the internet has to offer.

And what does he bring me?

Death Metal Rooster.

“Dad, you have to see this….”

Really? This is the sum total of my boy’s educational acumen up to this point?

I think it’s a combination of a couple of different factors here. He likes to see my reaction to these kinds of things and takes me back to the days when he and his sister used to giggle endlessly at my reaction to Spongebob Squarepants and the like.

(Believe it or not, I couldn’t find the original intro on YouTube!)

Basically I look at it in utter shock, confusion, disbelief, and a just-under-the-surface fury.

I’m his Squidward in such situations.

So I am hoping that this will be a regular feature in my future blogs: Alex’s Trolling of the Internet To Find Utter Imbecility.

Some past examples that just made me shake my head (Warning: Most if not all of the following people/animals/characters need a severe ass-kicking.):


Sad Muffins Knockoff

Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

Sad Taking the Hobbits to Isengard Knockoff

Kitty Cat Dance

Charlie The Unicorn Part 1

Charlie The Unicorn Part 2

Free Advice for Today: “Teach a Sunday school class.”

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.